这里是“典型名单数学笑话”收集10个部分！
You may also be interested in another collection of science and math您也可以在其他科学和数学的集合感兴趣
humor from Joachim Verhagen.幽默从约阿希姆Verhagen。 There is some math humor here that I有一些在这里，我的数学幽默
havent collected yet, as well as humor in various areas of science.还没有收集，以及在科学各个领域的幽默。
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/ http://www.xs4all.nl/〜jcdverha / scijokes /
Parts 7 - 10 of this "Canonical List of Math Jokes" contain部分7 - 10本“数学笑话规范名单”包含
material from Joachims collection, with permission.从约阿希姆材料的收集，经许可。
Some new humor items are at the beginning of this section.一些新的幽默项目在本节开始。
New ones from Joachim are in part 10.从约阿希姆在新的第10部分。
For some math related comics try "Brandons Math Comics" at:对于一些数学相关的漫画尝试“布兰登的数学漫画”的：
http://www.csun.edu/~hcmth014/comics.html http://www.csun.edu/〜hcmth014/comics.html
For "Images of Mathematicians on Postage Stamps" see:对于“邮票上的数学家形象”看到：
http://www.geocities.com/mathstamps/index.html http://www.geocities.com/mathstamps/index.html
For "Math on Stamps" see:对于看“邮票数学”：
http://www.geocities.com/davidstoneuk/index.html http://www.geocities.com/davidstoneuk/index.html
Is it possible?这可能吗？ Information on the worlds first illegal prime信息世界上第一个非法黄金
may be found at:可以发现：
http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?number_id=953 http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?number_id=953
and ，并
http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/glossary/Illegal.html http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/glossary/Illegal.html
When I started this collection quite some time ago in an effort to当我开始收集这一段时间前在努力
reduce the traffic and repetition on rec.humor and to gather math减少对rec.humor交通和重复，并收集数学
humor in one place, I failed to save humor attributions and thereby在一个地方的幽默，我没能挽救幽默归属，从而
violated netiquette.违反网络礼仪。 Most of the items, Im sure, were 2nd, 3rd,大多数的项目，我敢肯定，是第二，第三，
etc., -hand anyway, but if you know of an original piece of humor等等，手无论如何，但如果你知道一个幽默的原片
without attribution, and you can make a good claim, let me know.没有归属，你可以做一个很好的说法，让我知道。
Michael Cook迈克尔库克
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"There are only 10 types of people in this world: “只有在这个世界上的10种人：
those who understand binary and those who dont."谁知道那些二进制和那些谁不。“
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A while back in my companys technical library, I found proof前阵子在我公司的技术库，我发现证明
that mathematics is dull, at least for engineers.数学是枯燥的，至少为工程师。
On the shelf, with Dewey decimal number 510 D,在货架上，与杜威十进制数510 D，
is the book "Mathematics for Engineers", 2nd.是书“数学的工程师”，第二位。 ed.,版，
McGraw-Hill Book Company, Inc., New York and London, 1941.麦格劳 - 希尔图书公司，股份有限公司，纽约和伦敦，1941年。
The author?作者？
Raymond W. Dull苏伟文钝
Finally proof for all those who truly thought math *was* Dull!最后所有这些谁真正想证明是数学* *无光！
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A serious word problem.一个字的问题严重。 Do you know the solution?你知道如何解决呢？
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The combined age of a ship and its boiler is 48 years.船舶的锅炉，其结合年龄是48岁。
The ship is twice as old as船是旧的两倍
the boiler was锅炉是
when the ship was half as old as当船的一半作为旧如旧
the boiler will be锅炉将被
when the boiler is three times as old as当锅炉的3倍旧如旧
the ship was船
when the ship was three times as old as当船三倍旧如旧
the boiler.锅炉。
How old is the ship?老船是如何？
What are the mathematical equations that will solve this problem?什么是数学公式，将解决这个问题呢？
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"I cant explain this. I think its obvious, though." “我无法解释这个，我认为这是明显的，但。”
- an MIT Algebraic Geometry professor, March 17, 2000 - 麻省理工学院的教授代数几何，2000年3月17日
[From Quote of the Day, Submitted by: Rick Sayre, Mar. 20, 2000] [从“引述日”，提交人：里克塞尔，二○○○年三月二十日]
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"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. “明显的”是数学中最危险的词。
-- Bell, Eric Temple (1883-1960) - 贝尔，埃里克寺（1883至1960年）
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Here is a good, animated web site that illustrates the proof of the这里是一个很好的动画网站，说明了证明
Pythagorean Theorem.毕达哥拉斯定理。 It is an interesting proof, using shearing and这是一个有趣的证明，使用剪切和
translation of triangles.翻译的三角形。
http://www.math.ubc.ca/~morey/java/pyth/ http://www.math.ubc.ca/〜莫雷/的Java / pyth /
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Just recently, I rediscovered an interesting piece that I had read就在最近，我重新发现了一个有趣的作品，我读过
years ago.年前。 It it the article on non-standard ways to find the height它是对不规范的方式找到文章的高度
of a building given a barometer.给予的晴雨表建筑物。 A student gives several non-traditional一位学生提供一些非传统
ways to do this.如何做到这一点。 Read the article at:在阅读文章：
http://www.cut-the-knot.com/manifesto/thinking.html http://www.cut-the-knot.com/manifesto/thinking.html
or:或：
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/angelpin.htm http://www.lhup.edu/〜dsimanek / angelpin.htm
The article is by Alexander Calandra and appeared first in这篇文章是由亚历山大Calandra并首先出现在
"The Saturday Review" (December 21, 1968, p 60).他说：“星期六评论”（1968年12月21日，P 60）。
It is also in the collection "More Random Walks in Science" by它是在收集也“更多的随机游动的科学”的
RLWeber, The Institute of Physics, 1982. RLWeber，物理，1982年研究所。
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